Cat blamed for Idaho blackout

After millennia of preparation and infiltration, the feline war on humanity has begun. One insurgent bent on martyrdom has struck first blood by wiping out power to 12,000 Idaho homes and businesses. Beware of cats congregating around nuclear power plants and airports. Most importantly, just say no to catnip because profits from catnip sales support terrorism.

Best line from the article: "The short circuit killed the cat." You think?