First Ever M.O.A.T. Caption Contest I thought this would be fun so I am offering myself up as the sacrificial lamb to get the ball rolling. Winner gets... well... nothing.
*DING DING DING* I think we may have a winner already. I knew you could come up with something more creative then your first entry Dan. Hilarious! That will be a tough act to follow.
C'mon people. Put on your thinking caps. Only Dan and Niki have come up with captions. It shouldn't be hard with a loaded picture like this. The only hard part is avoiding the obvious.
Rina, In Cranium, there is an activity called sensosketch in which you have to draw a picture and get your team to guess what it is (like pictionary) but you have to do it without looking. In this picture they are trying to figure out what I am drawing on a pad that is just out of the frame.
"The sound of cracking skulls secretly delighted Aaron as his friends bent down simultaneously, drawn by the allure of yet another type of artistic masterpiece."
I figured you out of all people would pick up the Seinfeld reference. It's the one where Elaine eats Peterman's cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, Circa 1937, price $29,000, then replaces it with an Entenmann's? Maybe we just need a new picture, but I must say I am very disheartened that you missed the reference.
I'm SO disappointed in myself. I really should have caught that. I'm still not feeling it as a caption but I will hang my head in shame for not getting the reference.
"Far from the revulsion he had anticipated, Dan felt a burning in his loins at the sight of Aaron's proud member. As his worldview crumbled around him, difficult questions raced through his mind like 'How will I tell Emily?', 'Should I rent Brokeback Mountain?' and 'Do these shoes go with my pants?'. As the throbbing mounted, he lamented about bridges burned and opportunities lost. How would he tell his parents? Should he give Barbara Streisand another listen? As quickly as it came on, the feeling passed and Dan realized it was only gas. Life was back to normal... but what about those shoes?"
25 Comments:
"Nope, I couldn't find it either. And I was REALLY looking."
-Gary.
8:26 AM
"Hmmm...so THAT'S how you do it...."
11:03 AM
"Hmmm...so THAT'S how you do it...."
11:03 AM
"I hate it when we get the Humdinger card."
12:53 PM
*DING DING DING* I think we may have a winner already. I knew you could come up with something more creative then your first entry Dan. Hilarious! That will be a tough act to follow.
1:00 PM
ok I'm totally lost.
1:37 PM
You should be used to that by now Gary.
1:47 PM
By the way, what the hell was really going on in this picture?
2:21 PM
That was one of the nights we went to Mark and Catherine's and played Cranium. Aaron was drawing with his eyes closed. Do you remember now?
2:26 PM
OHHHHH, that's right, I KNEW I didn't have that much to drink that night.
2:34 PM
Cranium RULES. That was a fun night.
2:56 PM
C'mon people. Put on your thinking caps. Only Dan and Niki have come up with captions. It shouldn't be hard with a loaded picture like this. The only hard part is avoiding the obvious.
3:13 PM
Rina,
In Cranium, there is an activity called sensosketch in which you have to draw a picture and get your team to guess what it is (like pictionary) but you have to do it without looking. In this picture they are trying to figure out what I am drawing on a pad that is just out of the frame.
3:16 PM
"The sound of cracking skulls secretly delighted Aaron as his friends bent down simultaneously, drawn by the allure of yet another type of artistic masterpiece."
3:47 PM
At first I thought Aaron was actually Curt. Look closely, it kind of looks like Pottus.
4:35 PM
Another good one Dan. Gary... remind me to smack you later.
4:43 PM
"No, $2.19. It's an Entenmann's"
8:05 AM
Dan, your captions have gone from "hahahah" to "okay...." to "WTF?". You totally lost me on that last one.
9:50 AM
uhh...yeah...are you high? LOL
9:56 AM
I figured you out of all people would pick up the Seinfeld reference. It's the one where Elaine eats Peterman's cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, Circa 1937, price $29,000, then replaces it with an Entenmann's? Maybe we just need a new picture, but I must say I am very disheartened that you missed the reference.
9:58 AM
I'm SO disappointed in myself. I really should have caught that. I'm still not feeling it as a caption but I will hang my head in shame for not getting the reference.
10:56 AM
Ok, I figured I'd save mine for last and nobody else is trying anymore so here goes:
Gary - "Wow.. I heard rumors but... I had no idea. It's... HUGE!"
Mark - "Oh man. I hope Catherinse doesn't see this."
Dan - Boioioioing
I know. Not very original. Maybe I'll come up with something better later.
2:44 PM
"Now that's what I call a Great Dalmuti!"
2:49 PM
sorry honey, I've turned my brain off.
2:54 PM
"Far from the revulsion he had anticipated, Dan felt a burning in his loins at the sight of Aaron's proud member. As his worldview crumbled around him, difficult questions raced through his mind like 'How will I tell Emily?', 'Should I rent Brokeback Mountain?' and 'Do these shoes go with my pants?'. As the throbbing mounted, he lamented about bridges burned and opportunities lost. How would he tell his parents? Should he give Barbara Streisand another listen? As quickly as it came on, the feeling passed and Dan realized it was only gas. Life was back to normal... but what about those shoes?"
3:19 PM
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