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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

First Ever M.O.A.T. Caption Contest
I thought this would be fun so I am offering myself up as the sacrificial lamb to get the ball rolling. Winner gets... well... nothing.

25 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

"Nope, I couldn't find it either. And I was REALLY looking."
-Gary.

8:26 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

"Hmmm...so THAT'S how you do it...."

11:03 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

"Hmmm...so THAT'S how you do it...."

11:03 AM

 
Blogger Dan said...

"I hate it when we get the Humdinger card."

12:53 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

*DING DING DING* I think we may have a winner already. I knew you could come up with something more creative then your first entry Dan. Hilarious! That will be a tough act to follow.

1:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok I'm totally lost.

1:37 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

You should be used to that by now Gary.

1:47 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

By the way, what the hell was really going on in this picture?

2:21 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

That was one of the nights we went to Mark and Catherine's and played Cranium. Aaron was drawing with his eyes closed. Do you remember now?

2:26 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

OHHHHH, that's right, I KNEW I didn't have that much to drink that night.

2:34 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cranium RULES. That was a fun night.

2:56 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

C'mon people. Put on your thinking caps. Only Dan and Niki have come up with captions. It shouldn't be hard with a loaded picture like this. The only hard part is avoiding the obvious.

3:13 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Rina,
In Cranium, there is an activity called sensosketch in which you have to draw a picture and get your team to guess what it is (like pictionary) but you have to do it without looking. In this picture they are trying to figure out what I am drawing on a pad that is just out of the frame.

3:16 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

"The sound of cracking skulls secretly delighted Aaron as his friends bent down simultaneously, drawn by the allure of yet another type of artistic masterpiece."

3:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first I thought Aaron was actually Curt. Look closely, it kind of looks like Pottus.

4:35 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Another good one Dan. Gary... remind me to smack you later.

4:43 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

"No, $2.19. It's an Entenmann's"

8:05 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Dan, your captions have gone from "hahahah" to "okay...." to "WTF?". You totally lost me on that last one.

9:50 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

uhh...yeah...are you high? LOL

9:56 AM

 
Blogger Dan said...

I figured you out of all people would pick up the Seinfeld reference. It's the one where Elaine eats Peterman's cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, Circa 1937, price $29,000, then replaces it with an Entenmann's? Maybe we just need a new picture, but I must say I am very disheartened that you missed the reference.

9:58 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

I'm SO disappointed in myself. I really should have caught that. I'm still not feeling it as a caption but I will hang my head in shame for not getting the reference.

10:56 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Ok, I figured I'd save mine for last and nobody else is trying anymore so here goes:

Gary - "Wow.. I heard rumors but... I had no idea. It's... HUGE!"
Mark - "Oh man. I hope Catherinse doesn't see this."
Dan - Boioioioing

I know. Not very original. Maybe I'll come up with something better later.

2:44 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

"Now that's what I call a Great Dalmuti!"

2:49 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

sorry honey, I've turned my brain off.

2:54 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

"Far from the revulsion he had anticipated, Dan felt a burning in his loins at the sight of Aaron's proud member. As his worldview crumbled around him, difficult questions raced through his mind like 'How will I tell Emily?', 'Should I rent Brokeback Mountain?' and 'Do these shoes go with my pants?'. As the throbbing mounted, he lamented about bridges burned and opportunities lost. How would he tell his parents? Should he give Barbara Streisand another listen? As quickly as it came on, the feeling passed and Dan realized it was only gas. Life was back to normal... but what about those shoes?"

3:19 PM

 

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