This must be stopped!

I have changed my opinion of censorship. The new Twinkie Cookbook has recipes for Twinkie Burritos and Twinkie Lasagna! I believe that this is the single greatest threat to the welfare of our nation. We must start a book burning campaign immediately lest the blasphemy continue. There was a time that I thought nothing could be worse than Chunky Bacon Ice Cream. Those days of comfort are shattered forever.