How did I get Dan's schedule?

Through a strange convergence of vacation time, personal days, and a holiday, I have much of the next five weeks off. Unless something changes, between now and my last expected work day in California (Sept. 22) I only work 14 days. Only 2 of those are in the month of August.
I don't have any plans except to play a lot of Halo, take myself fishing, and sleep an average of 18 hrs a day. As much as I would like to avoid it, I know I will end up doing some work around the house. I also have to go to Vegas twice for walk-throughs, once with Niki and once by myself.