It's a miracle!
A Catholic priest in Brazil was bodily taken up into heaven. Seriously! He sat in a chair attached to an ass load of helium balloons and took off. I guess he didn't judge the wind very well because he was 30 miles off the coast when he was last heard from. Now he's missing. When are people going to realize this is a bad idea?

2 Comments:
He should have been in a Texas cult instead. That way he could experience heaven on earth.
10:55 AM
The FLDS cult specialized in the wholesale sexual abuse of young GIRLS. This guy is a Catholic priest so his definition of "heaven on earth" would probably involve a different flavor.
4:33 PM
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