M.O.A.T. Caption Contest #2

Everybody here should be familiar with the story behind this photo. Make up a completely unique caption or base it on the events as they played out.

My memory may be a bit fuzzy since it has been a few days but here is the conversation as I remember it:

Mark - "Sir, we were told we would be taken directly to Mandalay Bay."
Inbred Wino - "If'n I hed more'n three teeth I'd bite yer gizzard off you varmint!"
Mark - "Sir, I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn?"
Inbred Wino - "I think I pooped myself."
Mark - "Umm... nevermind."