What next? Paté Popsicles?
In a shocking discovery, I found Clamato flavored tortilla chips in the vending machine at work. What kind of twisted individual dreamed up that concoction? I consider this equally as appetizing as the Twinkie Burritos and Chunky Bacon Ice Cream that I previously reported on. The difference is that those items never appeared in the vending machine at work. This one hits too close to home. I'd call for a boycott but I don't think I need to. Who in their right mind would actually eat such a monstrosity?

2 Comments:
Ever had a deep fried twinkie? Those are very good, but you don't want to have very many in your lifetime. I can't think of anything that could be worse for someone.
11:04 AM
That just sounds awful. I don't really like regular twinkies very much. They are too sweet and I feel like I have taken a day off my life every time I eat one. Deep fried just makes it that much worse.
11:18 AM
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