This sucks!

I'm back at work for two days. At least I return to work well rested. After Friday I have ten consecutive days off (including weekends).
While I was enjoying my first few days off, I did something I always do when I have time off. I went to Fry's. This may seem strange but it's the only time I get to wander the store and look at EVERYTHING without Niki hurrying me along. As I perused the seemingly endless magazine racks, I noticed the perfect magazine for Gary... Chess Life. I had no idea such a fascinating periodical existed! With a readiership of a quarter million, it must be good. I bet the center-folds are super hot.