Bands that make you Gay

Check out the list of bands that might make you gay at lovegodsway.org. Some of the biggest suprises: Metallica, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Motorhead, Dogstar (Keeanu's band??? Surely not!). Some that are not so suprising: Elton John (so gay he made the list twice), George Micheals, The Village People, Clay Aiken. I'm really bummed I can't listen to Richard Cheese anymore. The good news is that they also provide a list of "safe" bands so you can modify your listening habits. I guess I should consider myself lucky I didn't end up super gay after all the Metallica I listened to in my formative years. I'm left asking myself "Who is The String Cheese Incident?".
While you are there, get your fill of Christ's love with the "God Hates Fags!" music video. The creepiest part is the giant smile the singer has when he sings the chorus.

Update: I found a claim that the guy behind all this is not a formerly gay pastor as he claims but an actor trying to pull off some kind of Boratesque meta-bigotry. I'm not sure who to believe yet. It's a sad social commentary when reality and satire are indistinguishable.