My new love for AFV
I didn't care much for America's Funniest Videos before. The same videos get recycled over and over and over again in between new material which invariably consists of giggling babies, testicular trauma, and kamikaze model airplanes.
Then something spectacular happened. They played a game in which a member of the studio audience was given three descriptions and guessed which matched the upcoming video. The first couple videos that were played aren't worth mentioning. When it came to the third set of descriptions, I found my self saying "Please let it be #2, Please let it be #2, Please let it be #2!" Then all my prayers were answered when the video was played. I beheld the most glorious sight ever captured on film (aside from Salma Hayek naked that is).
It was a monkey.... riding a bicycle.... wearing a sombrero.... smoking a cigarette!!!!! It just doesn't get any better than that folks.
posted by Aaron at 1/16/2007 08:27:00 AM
5 Comments:
oh jeez....
(this is me, rolling my eyes)
1:04 PM
You have a strange fascination with monkeys. That video does sound very funny, but I prefer to hear more about your fascination of Selma Hayek.
Here's my favorite paraphrased Aaron quote, which might as well be on public record, because I know for sure that he has said this in front of the "Group": "When I look at a women, the first thing my eyes are fixated on is her chest. It's like my eyes start there and look other places."
3:26 PM
I'll admit it. My eyes are drawn directly to the female chest before anything else. When a woman in a bikini is shown very briefly in a commercial, I rarely see her face. Even if I try to look at the face first (because I have seen the commercial several times and become curious what the rest of the package looks like) I can't do it. I don't know whether this is common (probably) but I am apparently hard wired that way.
Incidentally, I heard about a t-shirt this weekend that said "Tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes".
3:42 PM
BTW, if you don't share my fascination with Salma Hayek, there is something wrong with you.
3:44 PM
Oh don't worry, I share the fascination. I support you 100% on it.
3:48 PM
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