Deep Thoughts by Aaron Kinsman

I learned an important life lesson today. I was driving by an animal hospital at about 10:45am and saw a flock of pigeons at least 100 strong. An old man was throwing them some bird seed which they gratefully pecked away at. A thought occurred to me. They say the early bird gets the worm. However, it would appear that a bird who sleeps in a bit can get a much easier meal. And who wants to eat worms anyway?