Opportunities Lost

It is with much regret that I announce the death of an icon. Bun Boy is gone! I shall never know the pleasure of the "Bun Boy Burns". This is a tragedy.
As we passed through Baker on Friday night on a mission to procure natures perfect food (Del Taco Shredded Beef Combo Burritos), I got the feeling something was missing. I realized that I hadn't seen Bun Boy. I turned around looking for that unmistakable Bun Boy divining rod, the World's Tallest Thermometer. I spotted the thermometer but there was a distinct lack of Bun Boy at it's base. Instead, there was a Big Boy.
Oh fate, I have felt your cruel sting. Why did you have to take him? Why couldn't you have taken The Mad Greek instead? Parting is such sweet sorrow.