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Friday, February 01, 2008

Proof of an intelligently designed universe!


This photo of the surface of Mercury is proof of divine creation. The bible failed to mention that on the eighth day, God created copyrighting.

3 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

Screw the copyright, what's that big yellow arrow doing on Mercury??
Something strange is afoot.


(Yes I'm being sarcastic, however I shouldn't have to say that.)

1:15 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

It's a good thing you told us about the sarcasm because I would have had no idea.
The yellow arrow must be the giant space ship the scientologists are waiting for.

1:41 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

Yeah, and the copyright thing must be the volcano that is housing all the aliens. This is all starting to make so much sense.

3:29 PM

 

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