Stupidest product ever?
posted by Aaron at 10/19/2007 01:59:00 PM
Friday, October 19, 2007
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12 Comments:
This product seems so desperate. The size of a fork certainly isn't the answer.
As far as item number 3 is concerned, I dont need an uncomfortable grip to slow my eating down. It's slow enough, although not as slow as it used to be.
2:47 PM
Maybe the magical answer to weight loss is to have f'ed up teeth. You were the slowest eater EVER before you got your teeth fixed and you were thin as a rail.
2:56 PM
Hmmm, I have a new idea. If you want to lose weight, how about you eat less and exercise more? Nevermind, the uncomfortable fork seems like a much better idea.
2:58 PM
The makers of this product are a bunch of morons. It's not the *size* of the fork that matters...
3:00 PM
Only guys with small forks say that.
3:15 PM
Oops, Gary already covered this issue way up in the first comment.
What is this "exercise" of which Dan speaks? Your terminology is unfamiliar to me.
3:21 PM
"Exercise", used in this instance, refers to sacrificing your body to block shots so I don't have to move. Thank you.
3:40 PM
It wasnt the teeth that made me slow. It was because when I was younger(as in before 21) I didn't care about eating. I would just eat to survive. Also, my metabolism was on overdrive back then. I think I have made up for all that.
Dan, speaking of sacrifice, I am thinking about playing hockey again, but not at AHC. I am thinking about Pioneer Park. Thought you and everyone else would find that funny.
3:48 PM
Blocking shots? Are you crazy!? I don't recall ever doing such a ludicrous thing before...
3:49 PM
Pioneer Park? Wasn't that the worst league ever? Why the hell would you play there. I'd rather play at Peralta with the multipliers.
3:59 PM
Because there are rumors that AHC is closing down because their lease is up. Despite the fact that we all felt ripped off with the high league fees, it appears that they didn't profit all that much.
I wouldn't mind playing at Peralta except that we dont have anyone to bring a net....hmmmm...maybe I'll call Yama and Eric...sounds intriguing!
4:08 PM
Not the multipliers! Didn't their van finally break down and die?
4:09 PM
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