Bionic Boobs

I think part of me always knew that boobs would save the planet. Otherwise, why would I be so fascinated by them? Now the Japanese have figured out how.
Allow me to introduce the "Solar Power Bra". This magical undergarment enables you to power your portable devices with clean solar generated electricity. Of course, it works best if not covered up by another layer of clothing. Go ahead ladies... get some sun on that bra. I don't mind.
As if that weren't enough, the pads can be filled with the beverage of your choice thereby reducing the need for land fill clogging plastic bottles.
All hail the power of boobs!