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Thursday, April 12, 2007

What is that? A Ritz?

Well it happened. The most devastating sports injury to date. If you are queasy I would advise you not to continue reading.

Vancouver D Brent Sople missed the first game of the Stanley Cup Playoffs after hurting his back trying to pick up a cracker from the floor Tuesday.

Now my question is this. Did he drop a cracker and was trying to beat the 5 second rule? Or maybe he saw someone fall down and was going to help the "cracker" get back up?
You would think hockey players would be tougher then this.

2 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

Wow. That's just about the lamest explanation for an injury ever. If you were Brent Sople and you injured yourself that way, would you tell anybody? The least he could do is say it happened when he was cliff diving or carried an old lady across the street. Pretty much any reason would be better.

11:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's a former LA King so it's not that much of a surprise to me. We all know how injury prone the players are.

4:24 PM

 

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