7 lbs. of Attitude

Anybody who has met my dogs knows that they have... personality. What happened shouldn't be a surprise but it is still funny as hell. Unfortunately, I was not a witness to the event but I will relay it as it was told to me.
Peanut was taking care of business, squatting as dogs do when nature calls. Dog owners know this is a vulnerable time and it is best not to interrupt. Spunky, no doubt perceiving that he had been wronged in some way, saw this as his opportunity to strike. He walked over to the defenseless Peanut, lifted his leg, and proceeded to pee on Peanut. Peanut, while obviously disconcerted, was still at the mercy of bodily functions and could only shuffle away awkwardly.
Spunky had deployed his wrath with great success and showed that he is not one to trifle with.