I have discovered some very troubling news indeed. Niki does not exist! When a search for her name turned up no results, I checked her maiden name. Apparently her entire family doesn't exist either. There were 0 people in the U.S. with the last name Asebez. Does that mean I'm single now?
NO YOU ARE NOT SINGLE! I guess I don't have to check now. So I have to assume that there are more than 2 of you if that thing doesn't include everyone in the US. AND I also have to assume that this particular website is full of crap.
How do I know you aren't just a figment of my deranged imagination? That would actually explain a lot. I'll err on the side of caution until I get this figured out and assume I'm still married.
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I have discovered some very troubling news indeed. Niki does not exist! When a search for her name turned up no results, I checked her maiden name. Apparently her entire family doesn't exist either. There were 0 people in the U.S. with the last name Asebez. Does that mean I'm single now?
7:47 AM
NO YOU ARE NOT SINGLE! I guess I don't have to check now. So I have to assume that there are more than 2 of you if that thing doesn't include everyone in the US. AND I also have to assume that this particular website is full of crap.
12:29 PM
How do I know you aren't just a figment of my deranged imagination? That would actually explain a lot. I'll err on the side of caution until I get this figured out and assume I'm still married.
2:19 PM
Wow, there are 17 Gary Sharma's! That's a lot of alias'!
3:50 PM
Well there are 259 girls with the name Emily Myers and 1,937 with the name Emily Brown.
8:14 PM
Did anybody else get get a little queazy at the thought of 17 Gary Sharmas or is it just me?
8:33 AM
I actually threw up a little bit.
10:13 AM
Even I felt a little sick after the initial shock. I thought I was one of a kind.
2:16 PM
You're pretty unique alright.
2:56 PM
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