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Friday, March 21, 2008

Another victim of police brutallity

A police officer in Toronto shot a rampaging cow that had escaped from an overturned trailer. They spent 4 hours trying to corral the beast before it finally started to charge the officer. The official explanation is that they shot it for "safety reasons" but I think there were more sinister motives involved. My suspicion is that, after 4 hours of hard work, they got hungry!

4 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

I'm not so sure the cow was doing anything wrong. If someone video taped it then the cows family could stand to make alot of money.

10:27 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

It was probably roid rage with all the stuff being pumped into farm animals these days. Maybe mad cow?

2:27 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

From the news footage I have seen, unless the cow is forced to walk up a wet slick incline and stumbles, it doesn't have mad cow disease.

2:45 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

No, you're missing the most important part. They aren't mad until they get zapped with a cattle prod. Wouldn't you be mad?

9:07 PM

 

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