Turkeys Revolt!

After centuries of enduring the sight of their brethren slaughtered in a yearly holocaust, the turkeys are fighting back. It starts as a few small skirmishes in outlying parts of the country but full blown war is imminent. We must not underestimate the enemy. Yes, they are stupid, but they are also tenacious. The only way to assure victory is through strategic use of stuffing. Stock up on cranberry sauce because to the victor go the spoils... and the leftovers.