A Solution
I can't help but notice that Gary appears to have had the best year ever while the rest of the world has fallen into ruin. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly, Gary must be made to suffer for the benefit of mankind.
Sorry Gary but you're going to have to take one for the team in 2009.
I propose that Gary henceforth be referred to as "Goat" since he will be filling the role of scapegoat. Further plans for Goat's misery to follow.
posted by Aaron at 12/31/2008 10:18:00 AM
3 Comments:
I realize I am due for some regression in 2009, but I have plans to try to avoid that.
As far as being a future goat, it might happen. After all, I cursed everyone in 2008 :-)
12:03 PM
This comes as no surprise as Gary has always been on a different wavelength then the rest of us. Most of the time he is operating in his own universe, so I’m not sure this solution will work as whatever he does should bear no consequence to the rest of us. Unless of course we are paying a check.
1:48 PM
Please Dan. It's Goat now.
While I agree that Goat operates on a parallel plane of existence, he obviously interacts with ours (keeping the change is evidence). Recent events lead me to believe there is an inverse cause/effect relationship between our realities . Prosperity in his is balanced by hardship in ours and vice versa. Goat's joy comes at our expense.
We must act now.
3:18 PM
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