What ever happened to chastity belts?

A new study shows that teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex as those who don't. What's worse is that those same teens are less likely to use protection of any kind. Shocker!
It's time we put an end to this ridiculous practice and invest in something that has been shown to actually work... education! Virginity pledges are not only ineffective but they are downright creepy. Watch any documentary about "Purity Balls" and you will see what I mean.