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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Breaking News: Britney Spears has filed for divorce!

Yes, it's true. The honeymoon is over for Britney and Federleezy. Now he can sink back into the obscurity from whence he came.
Such a shame. I thought this one would last.

5 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

I guess his CD Playing with Fire finally sold it's 10th copy. He must not need her as a crutch anymore. I can see why, I love hearing about a guy rap about money that isn't his, a hard life he never had, and drugs he doesn't do. He has finally inspired me to make that album about all those hommies I roll with. It will put Monkey Wrench's single "Whatever" to shame.

10:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I didnt know you were such a big Fed-Ex fan. You even know the name of his album. Monkey Wrench??? I thought we were Purple Sword?

10:53 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

You're way more street than K-Fed Dan. It should come naturally to you. What happened to Twine?

11:03 AM

 
Blogger Dan said...

Don't you mean what happened to ......? Gary, no more Purple Sword references. That was the name we used to headline smaller clubs.

1:21 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok sorry man. I know that Purple Sword has a few sore memories for you. Yes, Twine rules. I think we just released our 44th album. James is still in the band. He sends us his parts via email.

1:47 PM

 

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