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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Another one for The Big Book of People I Hate™

I hate anybody who walks up to an elevator button which is already clearly illuminated and thinks jabbing the button several more times will make the elevator arrive faster. And don't even get me started on the jackasses who can't wait for people to get off the elevator before they board.

6 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

I encounter this every day at my office. I don’t care so much if people push the elevator button multiple times, but what I can’t stand is someone who gets on the elevator before you can even get off. I’m not just riding the elevator up and down for fun. Let me walk out first damnit. Also, don’t say “oh, I’m sorry” as I try to come out if you are still going to try squeeze past me so you can get in. Back the F up!

11:52 AM

 
Blogger Dan said...

Also, don’t stand so damn close behind me in line. Take a step back. Whether your 3 feet behind me or dry humping my leg, this line is not going to move any faster.

I know that was a little bit off topic, but it irritates me to no end.

11:55 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

I think I struck a nerve here. Settle down Dan. I do agree with you on the line thing. There's no need to invade my personal space. If you touch me in line, it's on. It's on like a Baptist's V-chip!

12:09 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the 5 feet rule we had established in high school when Aaron stood too close to us at nutrition break?

12:23 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Gary, why are you always the one to bring up memories that are best forgotten? You're living in the past man. Snap out of it!

1:57 PM

 
Blogger Dan said...

Actually he is not, you still stand way too close.

3:39 PM

 

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