Nap Pirate on a Couch Ship

I just got back from a blissfully lazy vacation. My week off mostly consisted of bed -> couch -> bed -> repeat. Despite my lack of activity, I probably lost weight because I was too lazy to feed myself or get myself a Pepsi most of the time. In fact, I probably drank less Pepsi last week than in any one week period in the past decade. I'm not even joking. Anyway, it's back to business as usual. That means sitting at work daydreaming about my next vacation. June is so far away.