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Thursday, April 20, 2006

420 IS A RETARD HOLIDAY!!!

I just really want to strangle people for declaring today a holiday. Anyone who decides to celebrate getting high, is just freaking retarded and need to be smited! You know I don't care if people smoke pot, to each his own. But when you act like a complete idiot everyday of your life, it gets old real quick. I would take the same stance on a person who had to take a drink everyday and acted like a moron. At least there isn't a day where idiot people decide to celebrate drinking!

19 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

St. Patrick's Day... duh!

3:06 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Ok, I have had some time to think about this and YOU'RE WRONG. St Patty's is already a holiday. People use it as an excuse to drink until they are completely FUBAR. 420 is a "holiday" that stoners came up with because they are freaking stoned. It's not like its any different from any other day for these people, its just another reason to smoke up. St. Patty's people get drunk and wake up in the morning with their hangovers, and go along with their normal business. Unless they're alcoholics, which is a whole other can of worms. Alcoholics don't celebrate 3/17 at 3:17 everyday, potheads celebrate 4/20 at 4:20 everyday, night, an hour before, after, anytime really. It comes down to addiction, so :P

9:50 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

I know, I'm related to some of these retards!

9:51 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are some people who come home from work and religiously have a drink or two. I have never understood that. I don't think I have ever come home from work and needed a beer to relax. I've never been big on alcohol to begin with. I've always felt that the feeling you have after having more than a drink or two is overrated. Then again, everyone's body reacts differently.

10:55 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

I think I would put you in the "not an addict" column! LOL

11:14 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

While St. Paddy's day was already a holiday, it has been co-opted to have an entirly different meaning that it's origins. Just as Easter started as a Pagan holiday celebrating the fertil season around the spring equinox (hence the bunnies and eggs), was co-opted by the Christians as a ritual celebration of torture, death and ressurection, and then co-opted by industry to sell candy, St. Paddy's day has also been co-opted. St. Paddy's is no longer a celebration of the patron saint of Ireland, but a day to drink heavily and wear green. The same people who put down a six pack in the garage after work every day look forward all year long to the day when it is socially acceptable to get completely hammered. In essence, St. Paddy's is only different in that a pre-existing holiday already happened to fall on that day. In the southwest, Cinco de Mayo is no different. I stand by my original post.

11:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Niki, it's funny you mention that. Several months ago, Rina was asking me what type of women I don't like. One of the things I mentioned to her is that I don't get along with people who have intake related addictions such as coffee, alcohol, smoking, drugs, etc.

Interestingly enough, I don't count sports or music as an addiction unless it requires a constant, almost daily spending of money.

11:44 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, sports is an addiction, have you met my dad!?!?! LOL He is the definition of a fanatic. My mom wants to ban him from ebay. He keeps buying all kinds of things and it really pisses her off. There are worse things to be addicted to though.

And Aaron... :P"""
You're still wrong mister smarty pants!

11:52 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

What about Pepsi... does that count?

11:53 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

In your case, yes it does...how many times have we been out of pepsi in the last year? how many times have you told me to make sure I get pepsi when i go shopping? you nerd! :)

11:56 AM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

I don't drink often but when I do, I do it right! In fact, I usually only drink in Vegas. I ordered a $40 shot of Tequila when we went for New Years. No trip to Vegas is complete without a stop at Fat Tuesday. When we stayed at Primm for Niki's Dad'd b'day, we drove all the way to the MGM just to get drinks from Fat Tuesday and then drove back.

11:58 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Pepsi does count...sorry...but dont worry Aaron, I am not interested in dating you. I'm taken.

12:07 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Well I wasn't going to tell Rina! Now you blew it.

12:10 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

and what about me? were you going to tell me about you lusting after gary!!

12:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL you guys are hilarious...No, water doesnt count as an addiction because it's really good for you.

Online, ok, this is interesting. I would say that online is an addiction only if it keeps you from your normal routine. If you would rather be online then go out for an evening, then maybe you are addicted unless you want to chat with a specific person.

I feel like Dr. Drew HAHA

12:18 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Dr. Gary...LOL

12:24 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

Clinically speaking, addiction is defined as anything that you can not quit despite consequences. As soon as one of us gets fired for being on here too much it's an addiction!

12:35 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

I definately won't be fired for being on here. There's nothing else to do!! Plus my boss knows that I am online all day.

12:46 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

No you don't! I don't get paid much. You definately could NOT live on what I make. It gives me time to do my homework though, when I'm not on here anyway....

2:10 PM

 

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